Thursday, August 2, 2012

A ticket funny

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist, as the police officer handed him a receipt for his speeding traffic fine.

"Keep it," the officer advised. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle."

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]


My body is a temple...a really big temple.


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!