Late one night, Boudreaux saw a sign on one of them big buildings in downtown N'awlins. It say: "Press bell for night watchman." So the Boud' pressed the bell.
After several minutes the night watchman could be heard clomping down the stairs. He unlocked the gate, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the Boud', "what do you want?"
Boud' say "Why, I just wanted to know why you can't press that bell yourself!
When I was little, my dad had me convinced the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out. Well played, dad, well played.