Friday, September 7, 2012

A Butcher Funny

A woman walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher how much a pound of tenderloin is.

"$12 per pound," replies the butcher.

"Are you sure? That can't be," says the lady.

"Look, madam, it says right here on the card that it's $12 per pound."

"But that seems so high compared to other butchers in the area."

"Lady, maybe they gave you the price for a poorer cut of beef."

"No, the butcher across the street said it was $9 per pound," she says.

"Well, then, why don't you go buy it there?" asks the butcher.

"Because they are all out."

"Well, when I'm all out, I sell it for $8 per pound," retorts the butcher.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!