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Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Pizza Delivery Boy Funny
Pizza Delivery Kid: "Here's your pizza, sir!"
Grouchy Customer: "What's the usual tip?"
Pizza Kid: "I'm new at this, but the other guys said if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
Grouchy Guy: "Is that so? In that case, here's five dollars."
Pizza Kid: "Thanks, I'll put it in my college fund."
Grouchy Guy: "College, eh? What are you studying?"
Pizza Kid: "Applied psychology."
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
As I was carrying a heavy piece of sound equipment from our praise band's rehearsal studio to the sanctuary of our church, my wife suggested I use a dolly. How Raggedy Ann could help, I don't know. [from Sheepdog]
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