Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A necktie funny

A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up & down and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]


I'm not fat...I'm just too short for my weight.


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!